By Clank
LOGAN came out on Digital HD yesterday and comes out on Blu-ray and DVD next week, and is a subject of critical praise and brang Hugh Jackman's journey as Wolverine to a close. The film made millions upon millions at the box office and defied most expectations critically and commercially. Most. Most is the key word here, as I'm going to tell you as to why LOGAN is actually pretty fucking terrible and anybody who likes it is braindead. Let's start off with the TONE. The TONE is so damn dark it's actually depressing. And you know I absolutely fucking HATE movies that are depressing. This is why I like Marvel movies the best: they're bright, colorful and doesn't tackle mature and intriguing themes that makes me think. That shit's too hard to process. I just wanna see things blow the fuck up. Next, the characters. Logan is such an asshole that he's borderline unlikeable. He tells no jokes, doesn't like people, and even kills a couple people with just his bare hands. This is an example of creating a bad character: Our character absolutely NEEDS to be just like our audience to be likeable, or else the audience won't connect with us. This is why Tarantino movies don't work: Our characters are criminals, while the audience is not. That's just unrealistic. Finally, the direction. Shot this, shot that, bland camera angles, sloppy action choreography. Color completely deprived. These are all elements that make this movie look visually ugly and boring at the same time. Yawn. The camera never shakes and the action doesn't have people punch other people directly into buildings and all that. What a complete waste of my fucking time.
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Article by: Amanda Todd
So just yesterday, I finished up watching the painfully boring and cancerous Netflix show, 13 Reasons Why. Everybody has been talking how good it is but I wanted to kill myself after watching it. And here are a few reasons why: Article by: Rick Staniewicz
Just recently, a yogurt shop know as Pinkberry put out a Yogurt inspired by the upcoming DC film, Wonder Woman which is hitting theaters June 2nd. I went to get myself this yogurt and it got me thinking, "This is some sexist yogurt", and here's why. 1. It's Pink - Pink has always been known as the color for the female gender. It's such a stereotype that's been used for ages. Not everything for women has to be pink. 2. It doesn't have armpit hair - There was a recent outcry on Wonder Woman not having any armpit hair in the new movie, which is a damn shame. I mean, at least put it in the yogurt. 3. Donald Trump - Donald Trump is our President and that makes me scared for the future of America. He probably came up with the yogurt idea too. That fat son of a bitch. 4. Male Employees - When I got this yogurt, a MAN served it to me. An actual man. If I want yogurt inspired by a woman superhero then I want served by a person with a vagina. Men can go work at Hot Topic or fuck off. 5. I don't have a fifth reason I don't really have another reason why it's sexist but... it's sexist. Anyways, what do you think about our top 5 reasons? Do you agree with them? If not, are you a misogynist? Let us know in the comments and make sure to follow us on Twitter and Pornhub for more Unreel News. |
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