The awards show that nobody really likes is finally upon us. That's right - The Golden Globe Awards will be airing tomorrow. Millions of viewers will down and watch their favorite celebrity drinking themselves to death. Mostly because they're at the Golden Globes. Hell, anything could happen. That's why I took some time to come with (in my opinion) who will take home those worthless trophies. By the way, we are not going into tv shows because we have better things to than watch television.
BEST ACTOR - DRAMA Daniel Day Lewis - Phantom Thread Mr. Lewis pretty much has this in the bag. I can see it right now. He's gonna get up on stage, make a speech about how he milked a cow for the role, and get his noose ready once he gets the big Oscar win. I mean, you gotta end your career someday. BEST ACTRESS - DRAMA Who cares? Personally, I don't care for this category. Not because they're women but because they're women doing drama. It's quite pathetic really. Wouldn't be surprised if the Golden Globes just put a bunch names inside a fish bowl and took one out by random. BEST ACTOR - COMEDY/MUSICAL Daniel Kukukuenfie - Get Out I haven't seen Get Out nor have I've seen this man's performance. I just wanna see this guy win so they can tell me how his last name is pronounced. BEST ACTRESS - COMEDY/MUSICAL Yeah right Women doing comedy? Give me a break! BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR J.K Simmons - Whiplash I know this might be a little late but I just watched that movie Whiplash, and man it was amazing. J.K Simmons absolutely nailed it. Wait, did he win? BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS All of them look super ugly so no thanks. BEST DIRECTOR Ridley Scott - Alien: Covenant Ridley did a fantastic job bringing back the Alien franchise. If only he could bring his brother back from the dead. Anyways, this movie was scary and supper smart. They symbolized Jesus and The Bible stuff so you know that the movie is Oscar worthy. BEST SCREENPLAY Aaron Sorkin - Molly's Game I don't know any of these people but apparently this Sorkin guy wrote The Social Network - a movie that I actually watched. Give it to him I guess. BEST ANIMATED FEATURE Don't really have an opinion on this one but i'm pretty sure one of the presenters is gonna go on a rant about Trump and everybody will call it inspiring. BEST PICTURE - FOREIGN LANGUAGE I don't go see movies to read. BEST ORIGINAL SCORE John Williams - The Post Roy Moore is innocent. BEST SONG IN A MOVIE The Sprite Cranberry Jingle They play this in the theaters so technically it counts. BEST PICTURE - DRAMA Anything but Dunkirk I remember seeing Dunkirk and was quite appalled by it. Kind of felt like Anti-American propaganda for the most part. But I know Hollywood loves those fucking Brits and the LGBT community. Oh and Call Me By Your Name should not be nominated either. BEST PICTURE - COMEDY/MUSICAL I, Tonya Margot Robbie is so fucking hot. My vote definitely goes to her. So those are my predictions for the 2018 Golden Globes. Are you going to watch the ceremony? At least the first half of it? Let us know your picks in the comments and be sure to follow us for more Unreel News.
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