Last year, we made a list of things you would expect from Comic-Con 2016. However, none of those actually came true. That's not gonna stop me though. Here are a few surprises that I think you will expect in this upcoming week of retardation. 5. Phil Lord and Chris Miller will attack Kathleen Kennedy on stage. Now, there's a 50/50 chance this could possibly happen. Star Wars just had their own panel at D23 so who knows if there will be anything happening. If so, then expect Lord and Miller to jump up on stage and start beating the living shit out of Kennedy. And possibly break Ron Howard's legs. 4. Kevin Smith to show a trailer of his next atrocious Canadian Comedy. I might have brought this up last year but I'm bringing it up again anyways. Kevin Smith will have a little panel of about eight fat, smelly 30 year old men and will show off his latest film "Moose Jaws" or whatever the fuck it's called. The trailer will have his daughter and Justin Long making awful canadian accents and cracking jokes and it'll make you wanna kill yourself. Kevin, please fucking stop directing. 3. Fox to bring out the cast of New Mutants 20th Century Fox seems to have a big year ahead of them starting off with the X-Men Spin-off, The New Mutants. It's safe to say that will be seeing Maisie Williams and that alien looking chick from Split come up on stage. 2. Riot to break out after Emoji Movie screening Sony Pictures, making the dumbest movie studio on the planet, will of course show off an early screening of their latest summer animated flick, The Emoji Movie. After the movie ends, the audience will hop out of their chairs. Not because it was bad. But probably because it was better than they expected it. 1. Warner Bros. will have a massive orgy after releasing the next Justice League trailer It's no secret that Warner Bros. will be whipping out a new trailer for the highly anticipated Justice League. But do we know what's gonna happen after? Possibly an orgy. Right when the trailer cuts to black, we'll be seeing tons and tons of fans getting fully erect and start to have sex with each other. Patty Jenkins, James Wan, David Ayer, and the whole cast of JL will join the party as well. All these fanboys letting out huge moans. It'll be quite the experience. Wish I could go just thinking about it.
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