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movie review: The Boss Baby is so good, it will make you think twice on having an abortion.3/22/2017 What can I say except Boss Baby is another slam dunk for Dreamworks animation. With not a lot of hits in the past few years, this one could actually lead them to a resurrection. Not only that, it makes Pixar look like a total fucking joke.
The animation takes you back till the good old days of 2010 with Dreamwork's Megamind. Throughout the whole movie, I thought to myself "Wait, that baby looks like Megamind". So as I continued watching it, I thought this was an actual prequel to Megamind. Nope, turns out it was just the same guys who did the animation. Overall, I give this movie two thumbs up. Alec Baldwin nailed it as the baby. Rating: 9.3/10
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I was a major Power Rangers fan growing up as a kid. Everyday after school, I would sit at the television, waiting for the next episode to arrive. It was a big part of my childhood and made me escape my miserable life and my alcoholic dad always beating me up. Coming into this film, there was a lot it needed to pass in order to be good. Thankfully, it checked out every box on my list. Not only that, it succeeded them.
This is the Power Rangers film we fans of the cheesy 90's show needed. I was actually quite offended from seeing all the children seated in the theater. There were kids that looked around 10 or 11. At least seventeen would be fine by me. This is not their film, This is our film. A kid was sitting right behind me. He didn't talk during the movie or anything but I was just too annoyed by his presence. I turned around and punched him in the face while calling his mom a dirty whore. Then I realized that's what my dad used to do when I was a kid. Just from watching this movie, I started to comprehend the fact that I was growing up to be my dad. I even started weeping at one point. Overall, this movie was fantastic and the performances knocked it out of the park. They were even saying lines from the original series which pretty much meant they knew what the audience was. I definitely recommend it even though I still fucking hate children. Rating: 8.43/10 I wasn't expecting a lot from this movie.. I remember checking out the trailers one time and thought to myself "Nah. I think i'll pass". However, my gay twin cousin, Chester invited me to the word premiere in Los Angeles. And when someone gives me a free ticket, you know that i'm there. You guys all know the story of Beauty and the Beast so I don't have to waste my fucking time writing it out.
I just adored this movie from beginning to end. All the antiques, the yellow dress, the visual effects, everything. After I saw the movie, I went down to my local Hot Topic and got myself a yellow dress. I went back to my studio apartment and twirled around in it. I suddenly felt like a Disney Princess. Thankfully, my dad didn't catch me at the moment. Quite possibly the stand out was The Beast himself played by Dan Stevens. He's pretty much great in everything he shows up in and boy did he come to play. Not because of his acting or anything but pretty much his handsome looks. Especially him as the beast. There was that one scene where he looks up Belle in the dungeon and I thought to myself "Yeah you lock her up you pretty bastard". Overall, this movie is just as magical as the original and so just makes you feel something. Hell, I think i'm transitioning to a woman after seeing this. RATING: 6/10 |
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