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(Movie review) sMURFS: THE LOST VILLAGE Made me less insecure about my fetish for blue people.4/6/2017 Listen, I love the Smurfs. My first sex doll was a Smurfette plush. Right at the age of 12, I started to feel tingly things inside my pants. And that always happened when I starred at Smurfette. 2009, Avatar came along and my God, the Navi's were so attractive. Then came the live action Smurf movies. Everyone found the Smurfs to look absolutely horrific and frightening. Personally, I found them to be gorgeous. Fuck what every one else said. I was a bit nervous with this one but after seeing the film, my worries were gone. The Smurfs are hot alright? Yes, even the male smurfs. Don't judge my sexuality you Smurfin prick. The look of the Smurfs are very sexy but besides that, the movie is great. They actually go deep into social commentary on gender, immigration, etc. They even make some great jokes about social media by having them say "hashtag" throughout the movie. It's funny because they don't use internet. That made me laugh my smurf off. Also, one part I got a massive erection when Nosey Smurf came on the screen. I also came on the screen as well. Oh I mean... Smurfed on the screen. My bad. Overall, this movie was one smurf of a ride and if you don't like it then you can go Smurf yourself. Rating: 10/10
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