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The highly anticipated horror adaptation 'IT' will be floating in theaters September 8th. Stephen King fans and horror fans from across the globe are awaiting it's release. However, they seem to be very dissapointed in one thing. If you haven't read the novel (which you probably haven't cause that shit is long) then you might know that the main kid characters have an orgy inside the sewers. It sounds very messed up but it's part of the lore so it's important. And why is it not going to be included in the movie? I went to the press junket and asked director Andrés Muschietti about the desicion. This is what he said. "I actually filmed the kid orgy. It was quite beautiful - very well shot and what not. I do give myself some props for that too. Sadly, the studio came in and thought it was a little too much, making me cut out the scene. Thankfully, they allowed me to put it in the extended edition so hey, that's something. I'm just glad people will be able to see it too. I watch it every day. Sometimes, I even get aroused". I slowly walked away from the director and quickly left the building. So, are you happy about this news? Do you think that director might be a pedophile? Let us know in the comments if you have any information on the man. Don't forget to follow us for more Unreel News.
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Just when you think these Nazi scums were done ruining America, they now decide to ruin cinema. Just a few hours ago, the 2018 Transformers 'BumbleBee' spin-off has stopped production. It's now being reported by many news outlets (Including Disgusting Film), that it was all caused by a bunch of white supremacists started to riot on set- causing millions of dollars in damage. It got so bad that director, Travis Knight was even stabbed and was immediately rushed to the hospital. So why did this riot break out? Well, we talked to actress Hailee Steinfeld about the situation. This is what she said. "You see, I was just doing my scene and of a sudden, one of the white extras interrupted, going on about how he's oppressed and what not. Then the director, Tucker Prince or whatever his name is, came over and told him to be quiet. And then he punched Tucker in the face and started trashing the set. Then a few other white extras started doing the same. I mean I could've stopped it but... eh." Doctors are now saying that Travis Knight was only stabbed in the elbow and will recover very shortly. So what are your political views on this? Let us know in the comments and maybe you could win a free trip to Universal studios. 'BumbleBee' is still on schedule to hit theaters December 21st 2018. For the past few months, Justice League has been in the stage of shooting additional scenes with Joss Whedon in the director's chair. However, it seems now they'll have to be going back for reshoots. According to our good pals over at Discussing Film, Justice League has been shown to a few executives over at Warner Bros. and they do not seem to be happy with the product. At the end of the screening, all the execs started to boo. Some even walked out 40 minutes into the film. What is this? Cannes film festival? To dive more into the story, I decided to disguise myself as a janitor at their headquarters in California. Thankfully, I bumped into one of those old wrinkly white men just as he was taking a leak and asked him about the screening. This is what he said. "Kid, you have no idea. This is supposed to be the biggest movie of the year. We handed them a shit ton of money and what they gave us was a lousy excuse of a movie. Not even the black robot kid could've saved it. Of course I was gonna boo at the scre- wait a sec, why is my piss turning red?" I left the building and head on over to the studio lot where they were filming the additional sex scene between Flash and Cyborg. I walked over to Joss Whedon at the catering table and asked about the response to the first screening. This was his statement. "They didn't like it huh? Oh well, this is all Trump's fault anyways". So, there you have it. President of the United States, Donald Trump is responsible for this backlash that Justice League has been getting. So, what are your thoughts on all this? Will you start sending death threats to people who don't say they liked the movie? Or are you a reasonable human being who'll go see it with an open mind? Let us know in the comments and be sure to follow us for more Unreel News. |
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