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By Clank
After the disappointing box office numbers of “Dead Men Tell No Tales”, Disney announced in a recent press release that they'll be rebooting the Pirates franchise. Bob Iger, current CEO of The Walt Disney Company, had this to say about the reboot: “Due to disappointing box office results and complications with Mr. (Johnny) Depp, we’re taking a new direction with the (Pirates) franchise in 2022. We're going to start off with a completely clean slate, with fresh blood and new faces.” When asked about the future of the “Pirates” franchise, he had this to say: “We're currently under negotiations with Adam Sandler to take the helm of Jack Sparrow. Since he's a more goofy character, why not get a goofy actor to portray him?” He also revealed that writer/director Josh Trank, fresh off the heels of the 2015 reboot of Fantastic Four, is also under negotiations to write/direct the reboot. The untitled “Pirates” reboot will release in 2022.
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By Wyatt J.P a Fucking Emoji movie can happen so why the chicken fuck can't this happen!
Sony announced they are making a movie based on the hot new trend that will be dead by the time the film comes out. The movie will be about a fidget spinner named Fidge who goes on an epic adventure to find the cure for autism but he soon realizes that the cure...is him. So how do you feel about this shit. Don't let us know because no one cares at this point. By Wyatt J.P
After recently announcing that Tom Holland will be playing Nathan Drake in the upcoming Uncharted movie, Sony has now announced that Stranger Things actress Millie Bobby Brown will play Nathan Drake's love interest in the film. We got an opportunity to talk to Shawn Levy about the controversy of getting a 13 year old to play the love interest of a 20 year old. Chill Bro! It's acting. I don't understand the controversy at all. No one complained about Woody Allen fucking his step daughter or Jackie Jerry Lee Lewis marrying a 15 year old. Y'all are trippin' yo. Shawn Levy was on crystal meth during the interview and later passed out. He is currently at rehab. What do you think about this progressive move. Let us know By Wyatt J.P
The Flash is a movie that has been trying to get off the ground for quite some time. With directors such as Seth Graham Smith, Phill Lord and Chris Miller, and Thh guy who did the 90's black kid movie, all brought on board and later quit. Now it looks like Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane is now tapped to direct the film. MacFarlane has directed films such as Ted, Ted 2, and A Million Ways To Die In The West. He is also doing a shitty Star Trek parody in Fox called OralVille or something. With the director being confirmed, Warner Bros also released the official synopsis for the film After learning there is no god, Barry Allen is struggling to find his purpose in life. He enjoys farting in people's faces on his off time and cracking abortion jokes every now and then. But after an experiment goes awry he is granted super speed from the being known as "Speed Daddy" Barry must use these powers to do good in Central City or Star City. Whichever one he protects. The Flash is set to hit theaters sometime in 2019 or something. Vin Diesel has been found dead in his house due to an alleged diesel overdose. We don't know the motives or any other details, but we at Unreel are deeply devastated by this tragedy and send our condolences to Vin's lost hair. RIP.
Joss Whedon Confirms "Batgirl" Is Still In Development, Amy Schumer Rumored To Be Top Pick5/16/2017 By ClankJoss Whedon has confirmed in an interview with Unreel that Batgirl is still in development. He states, "The reason why I've been mostly silent about my project is because I wanted the other projects to have some spotlight. Plus I haven't even finished the goddamn script yet, so stop being so impatient."
Whedon also revealed that Amy Schumer is one of the frontrunners to play none other than Batgirl herself. Whedon had this to say about the "Snatched" star: "She has wonderful charisma, she's super funny, and she's incredibly talented. I don't think there's anybody more suitable for the role. She IS Barbara Gordon". Batgirl comes out on an unspecified date. By Clank DreamWorks has announced their acquisition of Paramount Pictures for not money, but a more unorthodox method of payment: hot sex. Paramount CEO Jim Gianopulos has communicated with Steven Speilberg about acquiring the small company. Speilberg was more than delighted, in fact, he was laughing his ass off about the news. Speilberg and Paramount have not gotten along very well. In fact, during the time of when Paramount owned his company, he said he "absolutely fucking hated" the experience, saying it was "like hell but only worse". Speilberg agreed to acquire the dead company, but requested a different form of payment. He said that he wanted "several bad bitches up in my crib, and if y'all niggas don't comply, y'all niggas finna get shot." This acquisition could potentially confirm the rumors that several sequels, including Collateral 2: Electric Boogaloo, could be in the works, and that Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci would pen the script. Speilberg's bitches are set to arrive this Saturday. Article by: Clank (@Clankity on twitter)
After over 100 years in the film business, movie giant Paramount has announced they've filed for bankruptcy. The reasoning? They just simply stopped giving a shit. Paramount has been relying on the Transformers series for a while, and ever since T5 has been predicted to be a box office disaster, they've laid off hundreds of staff members and tried to get their shit together at the last minute. Their efforts have ultimately failed, however, seeing how they couldn't gather enough money to greenlight the budget for a rumored "Mr. Potato Head" movie, directed by Martin Scorsese. They stopped giving a shit for so long they ultimately fell on their own stupid faces. In another sad attempt to resurrect the company, they acquired the small studio "Fuk U Movies" for a whopping $3.6 TRILLION dollars. They couldn't pay back the money right away, and ultimately sat in debt without a single movie released under the new company. Sad, pathetic, and humiliating. Calling this a tragedy would be melodramatic as they themselves KNEW what they were getting into. BY WYATT J. P
Just when you think we have started to make progress, this happens. https://twitter.com/gizmodo/status/863860486718337024 What you just watched is NASCAR giving women the back of their hand. The Wonder Woman car was involved in a crash that makes the wage gap seem like almost nothing. The driver was probably injured but who cares he's probably a man and a Trump supporter anyway. We are still waiting for a response from NASCAR about this disgraceful act of male supremacy, but I don't know how anyone can confine this henious act of public domestic violence. Let us know your thoughts below and remember, it's ok to speak about these matters no matter how much our male driven society tries to keep us down. By Wyatt J.P Dwayne "The Cock" Johnson has been on fire recently with Fate of the Furious dominating the box office and Baywatch looking to also make bank. Now it is being reported that Dwayne Johnson will produce and star in a remake of the John Hughes classic, Weird Science.
The movie will centers on two nerdy teenage girls who are tired of being bullied and roofied at their high school. So they decide to design the perfect man with their ingenious minds and their soaked panties. The movie has no current release date but the current shortlist of directors consists of names like Paul Feig, Seth Gordon and Elizabeth Banks. The two actress rumored for the leads in the film are the Girl Meets World girl and Chloe Grace Moretz. What do do you think about this progressive news. Let us know |
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