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Although Pixar's 'Incredibles 2' may be shattering records at the box office with $180 million this weekend, it seems that not everybody would say it's worth the price of admission. What was supposed to be a nice Father's Day out with pops ended up becoming an INCREDIBLE catastrophe. During a 11:50 showtime on Sunday, a man by the name of Noah Erickson (sounds familiar) decided to leave halfway through the most anticipated sequel of 2018 after a certain character appeared on screen. The character is known as Frozone - portrayed by Samuel L. Jackson and even had a role in the original 'Incredibles' movie. Mr. Jackson could also be seen in those 'Capital One' commercials who says the iconic line "What's in your wallet?" Right as Frozone popped up and started speaking, Mr. Erickson recognized the voice and DASHED his way out the local Regal Cineplex. This is what he had to say:
"I know I shouldn't be so furious about an animated kid's movie but did Disney really have to stoop so low for a sponsorship like that? It's quite obvious the MOUSE only makes products to appease the general masses. And why I do still see these movies and pay a good twelve dollars for a ticket, It's still a pathetic scheme. As soon as Frozone started talking, I could already hear the Capital One commercials. They clearly hired him just so he could sponsor Capital One venture cards. I didn't have to see the rest of the movie to know he was going to look straight at the audiences and ask us to sign up online. That was the end of the line. Also, he's black which made me a bit uncomfortable". Mr. Erickson then made his way to his car after his dad finished up the movie. Have you seen 'Incredibles 2' yet? Is Noah Erickson a white supremacist? Let us know in the comments and be sure to check that mole on your neck.
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First Man, more like First Panned! Hahahahaha.
So film twitter has been having a circle jerk over the upcoming Neil Armstrong biopic ‘First Man’ starring Ryan Gosling. Unfortunately it looks like film twitter is gonna be going full Hannah soon. According to The Daily Wire, First Man received many walkouts at a recent test screening. The movie currently clocks in at 3 hours and 36 mins, and is also wildly inaccurate to the actual story of the first man on the moon. We talked with one of the brave souls who decided to put himself through the film. here’s what he said: This movie is a disgrace to the American people. They made it look like these fucks actually went to the moon which they fucking didn’t. The moon is just a projection there is no physical moon in space. The “moon landing” was filmed by Nicolas Winding Refn in the back of a 7/11 on 9/11/69. It’s all a lie dude. Just like X chromosomes So it looks like Ryan Gosling will have to wait for his Oscar once again. Then again it’s not like he’s that great in general. |
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