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Warner bros. now pushes superman in justice league marketing after terrible box office results.11/21/2017 Just this past Thursday, the highly anticipated superhero blockbuster of all time "Justice League" was released to the world. However, not a lot of people went to go see it - opening with an absolutely pathetic 95 million dollar opening. Hell, I could make more money than that just by selling my body on the street. People are speculating the movie opened so low on account of way too many superhero movies. Or the reasonable fact that the film has a forty percent on Rotten Tomatoes. And they are correct. Who knew the critics' scheme would actually work? Now, in a desperate attempt to bring more citizens to the theaters, Warner Bros. has brought out their last hope... Superman. Just a few moments ago, the Justice League twitter account released a new poster out to the world. It's basically the same Justice League poster but now with Superman on it. What are your thoughts on this push in the marketing? Do you think this will get more people to go see Justice League? What did you think of Justice League? Was it as bad as you weren't suspecting? What's your favorite color? Do you like animals? Tell us more when you follow us on the Unreel News twitter page.
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By Wyatt J.P
This month has certainly been interesting with all the ass grabb’n and jack off’n. However audiences were met with a glimmer of hope with Stranger Things season 2. But don’t get to happy like Spacey, because it has just been announced by Netflix that they will no longer be airing any more seasons of Stranger Things. Instead they have announced 3 more seasons of Kevin Spacey’s House of Boys- I...mean Cards. Netflix CEO Reed Hastings released the following statement: Look. Kevin Spacey may have done some questionable things in his past but come on. We can’t stop this biting political piece it’s more relevant than ever and it is our duty to inform the fans about what goes on in Washington. The 80s are filled with institutionalized homophobia, racism and sexism. Why would we want people to think that decade is so great?! I’ll tell you who. Trump and his supporters. Now if you’ll excuse me I have an after party to attend. KID GET BACK IN THE TRUNK! It’s not fiddle time yet! Well quite an interesting story if you ask me. Let us know what you think down below. What has this world come to? First Harvey Weinstein, then Kevin Spacy, then Louis C.K and then George Takei and now this! It seems Hollywood has this weird, fucked up obsession with touching other people's willy's. According to the Hollywood Reporter, former Big Time Rush singer, James Diamond has come out to confess that he has been sexually assaulted by Gustavo Rocque, the former band's manager. This is what he had to say...
"He made us stay overnight to record our next big album. And he was very nice about it too. He brought out some coffee to keep us wide awake. But what was not cool was when we finished the last song and he ran into the recording booth, telling us to drop our pants. And we did so. He was pretty much our boss. We couldn't do anything about it. He would then tell us to spin our little wieners like helicopters. I even remember he gave Carlos a nice slap on the ass and called him his poppy. I don't know man. Don't know why we didn't tell anything about it. But it's nice to finally take that off my chest after all these years". What are your thoughts on this disgusting news? Let us know in the comments and be sure to follow us for more details on this story as more develops. By Wyatt J.P
Yet another scandal has rocked Hollywood. This time involving famous child actor Jacob Tremblay. After the news broke on Pretty Much It’s recent commentary for Book of Henry we sent out our colleague Andy Signore to interview the young man. Tremblay revealed that his parents give him pain cues in order to make him cry in his movies. The cues are described as follows •Nipple twisting via his fathers teeth •fish hook yanking on his not yet dropped testicals •Brushing teeth with ghost pepper paste •Kevin Spacey This shocking revelation will hopefully make us consider this tips for the next generation of child actors |
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