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First Man, more like First Panned! Hahahahaha.
So film twitter has been having a circle jerk over the upcoming Neil Armstrong biopic ‘First Man’ starring Ryan Gosling. Unfortunately it looks like film twitter is gonna be going full Hannah soon. According to The Daily Wire, First Man received many walkouts at a recent test screening. The movie currently clocks in at 3 hours and 36 mins, and is also wildly inaccurate to the actual story of the first man on the moon. We talked with one of the brave souls who decided to put himself through the film. here’s what he said: This movie is a disgrace to the American people. They made it look like these fucks actually went to the moon which they fucking didn’t. The moon is just a projection there is no physical moon in space. The “moon landing” was filmed by Nicolas Winding Refn in the back of a 7/11 on 9/11/69. It’s all a lie dude. Just like X chromosomes So it looks like Ryan Gosling will have to wait for his Oscar once again. Then again it’s not like he’s that great in general.
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