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Article by: Clank (@Clankity on twitter)
After over 100 years in the film business, movie giant Paramount has announced they've filed for bankruptcy. The reasoning? They just simply stopped giving a shit. Paramount has been relying on the Transformers series for a while, and ever since T5 has been predicted to be a box office disaster, they've laid off hundreds of staff members and tried to get their shit together at the last minute. Their efforts have ultimately failed, however, seeing how they couldn't gather enough money to greenlight the budget for a rumored "Mr. Potato Head" movie, directed by Martin Scorsese. They stopped giving a shit for so long they ultimately fell on their own stupid faces. In another sad attempt to resurrect the company, they acquired the small studio "Fuk U Movies" for a whopping $3.6 TRILLION dollars. They couldn't pay back the money right away, and ultimately sat in debt without a single movie released under the new company. Sad, pathetic, and humiliating. Calling this a tragedy would be melodramatic as they themselves KNEW what they were getting into.
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