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By Clank DreamWorks has announced their acquisition of Paramount Pictures for not money, but a more unorthodox method of payment: hot sex. Paramount CEO Jim Gianopulos has communicated with Steven Speilberg about acquiring the small company. Speilberg was more than delighted, in fact, he was laughing his ass off about the news. Speilberg and Paramount have not gotten along very well. In fact, during the time of when Paramount owned his company, he said he "absolutely fucking hated" the experience, saying it was "like hell but only worse". Speilberg agreed to acquire the dead company, but requested a different form of payment. He said that he wanted "several bad bitches up in my crib, and if y'all niggas don't comply, y'all niggas finna get shot." This acquisition could potentially confirm the rumors that several sequels, including Collateral 2: Electric Boogaloo, could be in the works, and that Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci would pen the script. Speilberg's bitches are set to arrive this Saturday.
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