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You could say that Brad Bird's The Iron Giant is by far one of the greatest animated movies of all time. However, Hollywood just had to put there nuts into this classic and just ruin it. Just smearing there hairy nuts all over it. Yes, there are now talks that The Iron Giant is being eyed for a live action remake. Basically the original masterpiece... just with real people. We talked with a few heads over at Warner Bros. to ask why they are single handedly raping my childhood. One of the old fucks said this: "Although The Iron Giant didn't make much money at the box office, it seems like there has been love for this movie for almost the last two decades. I think with new technology we could tell this story in a new way and introduce these characters to a younger audience. We are very -HEY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" I started to beat the living shit out of the wrinkly bastard with a stapler, getting me thrown out of the building. With so much anger running inside me, I had to talk to Brad Bird about this. Thankfully, I found him living in his Prius outside of the Whole Food Market. This was his response: "Listen man, life is just meaningless you know? My last movie, Tomorrowland fucking bombed. I was trying to get with the kids about saving the environment but they didn't go see it. Now they're just gonna litter all over the place like it's no problem. I don't care if they remake my old movie. I just hope they touch on important subjects like noise pollution and climate change". He then started to smoke out of his special edition Mr. Incredible bong and had no follow up comments. So, what do you guys think about this plan of remaking The Iron Giant? We hear at Unreel News are mad as hell. You do realize once this movie comes out, I can't watch the original ever again. All the copies will immediately go away. I don't want to live in a world like this. Let us know in the comments and be sure to follow us for more Unreel News. God help us all.
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