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Ben Affleck has reportedLy opeNed fire at the hollywood reporter headquarters dressed as batman7/21/2017 By Wyatt J.P
After The Hollywood Reporter broke the story about Ben Affleck possibly leaving the role of Batman, there was of course massive panic among CBM fans however the most aggravated about the story was ol' Benny Affs himself who opened fire at THR HQ this afternoon. Thankfully we found a survivor and asked him for his accounts on what transpired. here's what he said. So there we were, just doing what we normally do. Tracking down leads connected to stories we're covering. And then all of a sudden the lights went out. We thought a fuse broke due to the masturbat- I mean massage room. So we had the custodian head down to check it out. 10 mins pass and we see the tv in our office turn on and it's Ben Fucking Affleck dressed as Batman jerking off over the tied up custodian. We were all horrified at what we saw. Just after Ben climaxed he said to the camera "THR...WE COMIN FOR YOU NIGGA" and then he burst through the office doors with two 50 Cal LMGs! He was shooting at everything in sight and as he was doing it he laughed in this high pitched sinister laugh, it almost made me think that he shouldn't have been cast as Batman. I was able to escape when he was going to town on the guy who wrote the article. Thankfully I'm away from all of it now- wait OH GOD EVERYBODY GET DOWN!!! Ben Affleck showed up covered in blood still dressed as Batman to finish the job. He shot the witness straight through the head and proceeded to bust another nut on said witness. It's looking like Ben Affleck will still be Batman. What do you guys think about this news? Let us know.
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