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We're only less than a week away from the release of the next installment (or reboot) into the beloved Wimpy Kid franchise. With much backlash on the new cast and Rodrick being gender fluid, it seems like there was no gleam of hope for this movie anywhere. Thankfully, the heads at Fox have thrown in their secret weapon. During a concert at Coahchella, would famous composer Hans Zimmer (Man of Steel, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Amazing Spider-Man 2, Wild Hogs) has just confirmed in front of a live audience that he will be in fact being composing the score Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul. Everyone in the crowd was very high and drunk to even care what he just said. As a clean edge dude myself, I was interested. I disguised myself as a security guard to go backstage and ask him why he has decided to do this movie. This is what he stated: "Listen kid, I just took a shit ton of mushrooms and all I see is like four of you at the same time. However, I'll try my best to answer your question. The thing is, I'm getting really super tired of Superhero movies. Hehe get it. Everytime Zack Snyder makes another one of his gay comic book things, he calls me up to see if I could do the score. For Justice League, I just told him to fuck off and I've never answered him again. I just wanted to do something different you know? I've never seen to have done Wimpy Klan or Kat or whatever. And I think I could reall-" He then fell down right onto the floor, spazzing out. Puke started to spray out of his mouth too. I didn't want to take him to the hospital or anything so I decided to just leave. Anyways, what are your guys' thoughts on Hans doing the Long Haul? Do you think he's the right choice? Should I have helped him out? Let me know in the comments and make sure to follow us on Twitter and Instagram for more Unreel News.
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