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Illumination Animation is known for their family friendly cheap animations. However, their movies (Despicable Me, Life of Pets, Sing) have made an ass ton of money at the box office. That's a lot of money... and a lot of ass. Now with the brilliant and cherished 'Despicable Me' trilogy concluding this past Summer, it seems the Illuminati is desperate for a new franchise. Something bigger, something more... original. According to Discussing Film (which you should take with a grain of salt), the heads over at the animation studios are now planning their own Cinematic Universe in which they are calling it "The Seuss-iverse". This new and fresh idea will begin with the upcoming reboot of 'The Grinch' voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch and will be hitting theaters next Christmas. Proceeding that will be the animated reboot of 'The Cat in the Hat' which has no release date at the moment. They have even confirmed that past animated Suess adaptations such as 'The Lorax' and 'Horton hears a Who' will be cannon. They have even stated that other familiar Dr. Suess creatures like The Sneetches will be showing up in this Universe. If all goes planned, you can see your beloved children's book characters join together in their own team-up movie. CEO of Illumination, Mr. Raymond Tinklesniff - had this to say about the approach... "This is going to be quite a challenge for us. We here at illumination don't quite DO challenges either. We tend to make safe, crowd pleasing, kids films about a bald guy with yellow talking testicles. It's nothing grand scale. However, we make an ass ton of money. Hell, Despicable Me 3 made so much money that my ex-wife cheated on her Hispanic boyfriend with ME. Yes, we will continue our five film 'Secret Life of Pets' series but this will be our main focus. Just like our motto here at Illumination 'If we have the rights to these characters, why not milk the living shit out of them? Hail Satan'. You have a lovely day". Mr. Tinklesniff quickly spun around while flipping his suit into a cloak and walked off. Never mind that, what are your guys' thoughts on this "Suess-iverse"? Personally, I'm all for it. It's a risk but i'm all for risks. Let us know your thoughts on this idea and be sure to follow us for more Unreel Suess. Get it? Do you get it? It took me five minutes to think of that.
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