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By Wyatt J.P Well the Justice League trailer dropped today and was it good? Fuck no it was the equivalent of watching a my mom get fucked in the ass by your dad as he calls her a disappointment and tells you to watch. Especially Cyborg what a fucking disappointment. He looked like he got skull fucked by the terminator and a total ripoff of Cable by the way. This trailer enraged my so much that I took a Katana and chopped my penis off because this trailer made me not want to have sex ever again because I'll be thinking about this boner killer for the rest of my father fucking life. I hope Zack Snyder gets shot, and I hope Geoff Johns is cutting his wrists.
Update: I just got off the phone with Kevin Fiege and he has hitmen en route to Snyder's location and is also paying for my penis surgery.
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