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Very sad news out of West New Berry Massachusetts as a man who went to the theater with his girlfriend's children to see Kubo and the Two Strings has died from having his eyes ripped from his skull.
Witnesses say that when the trailer for Doctor Strange started the man looked as if he was having a seizure. As the trailer went on to the part with the buildings falling the man's eyes blew out from his sockets onto the IMAX screen. The two eyes bounced off the screen and went into the man's throat suffocating him. We then interviewed one of the children he was with. BOY: He wasn't our dad he was just some guy our mom had playdates with in her room. They played games like 'Doggy walk' and "sucky sucky" she said those are games for grown ups and that me and my sister had to stay in the living room until they were done. My mom usually wins because she comes out of her room with vanilla cake frosting on her face. Our hearts go out to the family and friends of this man.
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