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Article by: @CinematicBanter
Just now in the news, we have been given the surprise that Katie Cassidy will be returning to Arrow for not only the final two episodes of Arrow Season 5 but will continue forward into Season 6 as a SERIES REGULAR! Fans are really excited by this news due to how some do not like the original Black Canary’s portrayal but feel Black Siren is something fresh and unique. However, following from this news, Marc Guggenheim was going around journalist sites as CBR and ComicBook.com, obviously it was no surprise to us that he definitely wanted an interview with us here at Unreel News (I swear I didn't have to suck his dick, I had to binge that shitty animated show of his called ‘Trollhunters’ I don't remember). Anyhow, as Guggenheim sat down with us, panting because of all his fat flapping around him, he quickly calmed down and started our mini interview.Firstly we started off with asking Guggenheim how it was to have Katie Cassidy back for Arrow once again, he responded: “Yeah, yeah (still panting), it's really great because I don't know if you saw but then nudes LIKE GOD DAMN, between you and me, that was my dick she was sucking (SIDE-NOTE: we do not believe him for a second) but anyways, I think it's great that I'll get to that ass in that sexy black leather once again” Then came what shocked us when we asked how Olicity would be affected by this decision, Guggenheim sharply responded: “Olicity is the fucking most retarded shit I've ever made, and I made fucking Donna Smoak” We then asked him to elaborate on that comment, and his response was SHOCKING: “You see the thing is, one night, me, Wendy and the lads were on the prowl for pussy (Wendy is a lesbian) and we got drunk and Greg dared me to make Oilver and Felicity have sex and be in a relationship for at least a season, now you see I'm not one to back down from a bet and I accepted. The problem was that Olicity Shills became to spawn from the wreckage I constructed, and as a result it was hard, well I had a hard on also but it was hard to get rid of it, the Olicity bet had gone wrong and I still never got that $20 from Greg and Wendy. I made the decision best fitting for myself and decided to just fuck it and make them break up” Guggenheim then ran out of our offices, while we could still hear him panting and then shouting down the street: “GIMME KATIES NUDES” We will update you on this story as it progresses. "Arrow" airs Wednesdays at 8 p.m. ET/PT on The CW if anyone cares.
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