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By Wyatt J.P
With DC announcing movies faster than you can say Salsa Verdé. We haven't heard anything from the producer of the film Martin Scorsese. But as a huge surprise he may not no anything either. I was at Martin's house door for about 5 hours knocking on the door. Finally someone answers, however it was Martin Lawrence. My lead gave me the wrong address, I should've known based on the fact that the house was run down and had a giant advertisement for 'Martin' on BET. Lawrence called me a cracker and drove me outta town. After brutally murdering the lead that I previously trusted I was able to find Scorsese's home in New York I busted open the door after taking a bump of the ol' fun snow and got right in the old dude's face and asked him about his involvement in the Joker movie he said this. Joker?! WHAT?! What do ya mean like the card?! Man let me tell you what my grandfatha used to play cards with me and if I drew the joker card he gave me a wet willy in my bum bum and I'll tell ya this it tickled me to tears! Oh and I remember afterwards waking up with this sticky stuff all over me! didn't know what da hell it was but I liked the taste kinda like one of them aiolis oh boy I love aiolis my favorite is Guy Fieri's have I told you bout da time I met him?! Just then I OD'd on the fun powder I snorted and woke up in the hospital. Looks like Joker the movie is dead. Excuse me I have to go take a piss test for the doc.
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