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Michael Bay admits to having sex with an imax 3d camera on the set of Transformers: The Last kNIGHT.7/13/2017 Transformers: The Last Knight has only been in theaters for less than a month and it's shaping up to reach an impressive 2 billion dollar gross. I mean, it would be if these dumbass Americans would actually go see good films like this and not gay kiddy shit like Spider-Man: Trashcoming or Apes or whatever. Besides that, the people who have been seeing this movie have also been complaining about the work of the Imax 3D camera. Something to do with an Aspect ratio. I don't even know what that is. Probably just some useless thing online nerds are bitching about. We sat down with Michael Bay at our local spa and asked him a few questions on this topic. This is what he said. "Man, I loved that Imax 3D camera to death. That baby worked wonders for me. And I worked wonders for it as well. As in, I fucked it. Didn't want to tell anybody about it but I guess now is a better time than ever. During some of the shoots, I took it backstage and slid my Bay cock right in it's - uh I don't know exactly where. The crew always got mad at me too and had to switch back to the regular camera while I went back into my trailer and gave it a good shag as the British would say. Also, what's an Aspect ratio? Probably some useless thing online nerds are bitching about". Well there you have it. Michael Bay literally came out and confessed he fucked an Imax 3D camera. This man knows no bounds. So what are your thoughts on this? Let us know in the comments and be sure to follow us for more Unreel News.
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