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Hot off the heels of NASA confirming 7 new planets outside our solar system. They have just released a statement regarding the rumors of possible intelligent life that could be at the Oscars. However you may be a bit disappointed.
We did some experiments on all of the 2017 Academy Award nominees only to find that every single one of them are dumb as all fuck. We asked them all about who the president was and 99% of them replied with "...". The .1% percent that got the question right was Mel Gibson who replied with "Donald J Trump" I also asked them about the wage gap and wheither it was True or False. Again 99.9% answered True. While once again the only smart nominee Mel Gibson said "Fuck no". This is an extremely sad day at the office. Now excuse me I have to go and tell my son daddy's not coming home. What do you think about this shocking announcement. Let us know.
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