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By Wyatt J.P
Neill Blompkamp best known for directing District 9, District 10: Matt Damon Robo-Man, and of course Chappie: The 11th District starring Die Ant something, has officially ended his filmmaking career. Here's what he had to say when I found him in the dumpster at his home in Vancouver. Yeah I'm done. Notice I'm not speaking to you in my African accent, well guess why, that's right I've never even stepped foot in that place. I only said that to get sympathy fucks and because movies about oppression are what the kids like nowadays. I barely even directed District 9, Peter Jackson did most of it, I just liked playing games on his phone he let me borrow. I decided to do District 9 again with Matt Damon and I actually tried hard but didn't end up finishing it I had my good buddy ghost director #4 who directed some of Fant4stic to finish it. Then Chappie was just a favor for that autistic rap group. I was gonna do an Alien movie but Ridley Scott said he'd rape me if I went anywhere near it. So kid you like meth? He then stabbed me and took my wallet before I could respond. What do you think about this? Let us know.
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