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You're probably thinking to yourself "wait just a minute. What in the hell does this have to do with movies?" Well there Unreel Subscriber - it doesn't. However, we thought this was a good enough news to break. According to Entertainment Monthly (the autistic cousin to Entertainment Weekly) - author of the New York Times Bestseller 'GooseBumps', R.L Stine - has confessed that he has in fact had hot steamy sex with Stephen King's wife. This is what he said in the interview. "Oh, we did more than just cuddle. We went right at it. It was possibly the best love making I've had in years too. She even said I was better than that cuck, Stephen. We hopped right onto the bed inside a Best Western and did the dirty. I demanded her to spank my ass and call me Slappy - just like a character from my Goosebumps books. When we were doing it doggy style - I would whisper in her ear "Say Cheese and Die!" or "Welcome to Camp Nightmare". Those are also titles from my Goosebumps series. Then right after we were done - we just lied in the soft and plushy hotel bed thanks to Best Western. Their beds are quite comfy. Just about a week ago, she told me she was pregnant. Guess you could say I gave her the... Goose Bumps!" Stephen himself has yet to comment on this situation. Probably weeping like a bitch about it. More updates on this story as it develops.
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