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Just this past Monday, Disney and Lucasfilm released the final trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi - blowing millions of fans away. Not just that, they've also put out tickets in advanced. However, the tickets are getting wiped away as quickly as Puerto Rico. But any massive star wars nerd will do anything to get a hold of tickets. And I mean, anything. Reports are coming from Discussing Film that a man by the name of Harold Karloff has just sold his wife and twelve year old daughter over to the dark side (as in sex trafficking). Hehe we like to joke around at Unreel sometimes.
This man is known to be the biggest Star Wars geek in all of Michigan. The reports even say that his whole house is filled with Star Wars merch - including his dead mother's ashes. He even records his own podcast titled "SITH ME DADDY" with new episodes uploaded every Thursday. Until now, the man has come clean and confessed why he has done this act... "Star Wars is worth more than my fucking wife and child, ok? On Monday, I was trying to get ready for when the tickets were available. But my wife shut my laptop and told me to watch some dumb Halloween special with my daughter. And just after our little family time, the tickets were vanished. All the showtimes were sold out. Boy, was I fucking pissed. Just for payback, I called up a few of my buddies from work and sold their asses to sex trafficking. That'll teach them a lesson". From his explanation, I kind of see his point. Maybe he did do the right thing after all. Anyways, thoughts on this story? Doesn't matter, you'll probably say it's disgusting as you dumb libtards always say.
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