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Coming off the huge success of 'X-Men: Apocalypse'. Screenwriter and producer, Simon Kinberg is now stepping up in the big boy league by standing behind the camera and yelling "action". Production on the highly anticipated installment, 'X-Men: Dark Phoenix' has been going pretty smoothly... until now. Our good pals over at Discussing Film are reporting that Mr. Kinberg has left the director's chair. That's mainly because he is now confirmed missing. Heads over at 20th Century Fox are looking all over the studio lots, wondering where he might've gone. We talked to one of the studio execs as he was enjoying a nice roast beef foot long sandwich from Subway - which are now going on sale for 3.25 this Saturday only. This is what he stated. "Of course we're pissed. We're giving away a 200 million dollar budget movie over to a guy who's never directed in his life. That's like giving an amputee some driving lessons. Now he's probably tied up in a tool shed, being taken hostage. Or even worse... finding another job. Anyways, we hired a few police on the look out and put out few flyers around town. We're not giving out any rewards though. By the way have you tried this sandwich- HOLY SHIT. THERE'S A FINGER IN MY SANDWHICH" We thanked the exec for his time and walked across the street to buy a roast beef foot long from Subway. So what are your thoughts on this news? Where in the world is Simon Kinberg? Let us know in the comments and be sure to follow us for more Unreel News. We'll keep you guys posted as this story develops.
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Joss Whedon
9/19/2017 05:04:45 pm
He's mine bitch!
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